I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did – because I have an achievement that says so.

KEY FEATURES

• Prove You Touched Grass – Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
• Give the Gift of Touching Grass – Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
• Realistic Grass-Touching Experience – Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
• Pro Mode – Press “P” in-game to toggle “Pro Mode”! Great for streaming! Your viewers will *wish* they were touching some grass! POGGERS!
• Leaderboards – Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!