Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on… I wasn’t supposed to spoil the fact he’s a serial killer where is the delete key. Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I’m just an intern) different love interests, you’re destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It’s all there! Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town’s sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there’s nothing Kiane can’t accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!

• It’s a visual novel, so there isn’t any!
• Click to advance the dialogue!
• Adjust the volume!
• Make choices that affect Kiane’s relationships!
• Unlock music room tracks and character menu announcer voices after every route!
• Snap photos with Kiane’s disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!
• QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!